She would have given me in the elevator, but I don't take my bagpipes out in public

Oops, fucked the girl's sister - but I had nothing to do with it, they have the same asses!

Fuck harder, you won't get much money for tender sex on the stream

Lick first, then shove it down your throat - you can even shove it down your throat

Put your dick in me and don't take it out until you come, okay?

Got stuck on the bouncing boobs and almost became a daddy, barely had time to pull out

And you thought wine and cunnilingus was just that? It's time to get laid, baby

Ouch! In the anus without warning - it hurts, but I like it, go on

Sleeping with a realtor is part of the deal, how else do you check the bed?

Just whining about anal pain and already she's getting high from her orgasm

My wife gives it to me once a month, but her secretary is a real slut

Sperm coming out of the pussy — no good, I'm going to put my finger back in it

Son, you go on a date and you don't know where to come? There's a hole right there

Did you notice I'm not wearing panties? To hell with school, touch my pussy

Somebody help me, I asked just to tie me up, not to fuck me

We just met and you're already pulling up your skirt — okay, I'm all for

My sperm is bad, but I want kids — after the wedding you'll get knocked up by a friend

He stuck a finger in her ass — and immediately came twice in a row

If you pulled your back, you have to massage your butt too, didn't you know?

She just rubbed her wet pussy on my dick, and I was already cumming

All right, I'll let a guy fuck his girlfriend so long as he doesn't leave me

Didn't let your brother play the console? Now play with his dick

Agreed to lick her pussy, but for that he fucked her without tenderness

"Girls, stop kissing and pay attention to my dick."